It turns out they were only putting food out for it because they felt sorry for it – this was a cat who fit into the Poole Party T Shirt, Jordan Poole Party Shirt of my hand. As we discussed the matter, the cat stood roughly a meter away. It was as though he was watching a tennis match. As I spoke, he looked at me. When my wife spoke, he looked at her. It was truly an odd juxtaposition of viewpoints as I was arguing for keeping the cat while she was not in favor of it. I won this disagreement and the tabby stayed – until we could take it to a vet, get it looked after and then have it adopted. Such a plan!