I’m the mama i get all the shit done except the laundry and the dishes shirt

Welcome to Momdom, where there is not enough time or I’m the mama i get all the shit done except the laundry and the dishes shirt for where you need it, where the tiny socks will never find their mates, and where the dishes are never done. Momdom, where your heart is so full from sloppy kisses you feel like you could burst, and keeping your toenails painted is a serious task. When you and your stud of a husband get the kids down early on a tues, climb in bed together, and sleep.

I’m the mama i get all the shit done except the laundry and the dishes shirt, Youth tee, V-neck, Sweater and Unisex, t-shirt

And also when you feel like your never gonna sleep again. Ever. Welcome welcome to Momdom. You will eat scraps of I’m the mama i get all the shit done except the laundry and the dishes shirt at mealtime, and your clothes won’t fit right or be clean, and you won’t care!! You will wear crocks and yoga pants in public with no makeup and will not ever care. Do you know why. Because you are the engine of the train, the train that carries your kids and marriage and home and finances and as hard as it is to keep the train moving down the tracks some days, you do it.

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Momdom is where you forget to pack a bag for I’m the mama i get all the shit done except the laundry and the dishes shirt when you leave on vacation but remember everything for both kids and your man. Where you forget to pick up milk, or call someone back, and you feel more like a train wreck. The fact is that my kids are dirtier than I would like sometimes, but they are happy. They know they are safe, and loved, and they don’t care that my pants don’t fit or match my shirt.