Ready to turn heads and raise eyebrows? This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart. It’s for those who like their humor dark, their drinks strong, and their statements bold. Imagine walking into a party and instantly becoming the center of attention – for better or worse. This “Who’s tits do I gotta suck to get a drink around here” shirt is not just clothing; it’s a declaration of unfiltered fun.
What Makes This Shirt Epic
This Who’s tits do I gotta suck to get a drink around here shirt is designed to be unforgettable. Made from a soft and breathable fabric, it ensures comfort while you’re making a statement. It’s perfect for parties, bars, or any casual setting where you want to push the boundaries of polite conversation. The durable print ensures that your message stays loud and clear, wash after wash. Get ready for the reactions – this shirt is a guaranteed conversation starter.
Who Rocks This Who’s tits do I gotta suck to get a drink around here shirt Best
This shirt is ideal for those with a devil-may-care attitude, a love for provocative humor, and the confidence to wear something that others might shy away from. It’s perfect for outgoing personalities who aren’t afraid to challenge social norms and spark a bit of controversy. If you enjoy making people laugh (or gasp), this shirt is your ultimate weapon.
With each Who’s tits do I gotta suck to get a drink around here shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your “Who’s tits do I gotta suck to get a drink around here” shirt in top condition, machine wash it inside out with cold water. Tumble dry on low heat or hang it up to dry. Avoid ironing directly over the graphic to ensure the design stays vibrant and bold. Handle with care, and it’ll continue to shock and amuse for years to come.
👕About Who’s tits do I gotta suck to get a drink around here shirt
Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.