Sometimes, you just need a shirt that speaks your mind, right? This Unicorn “I’m not always a bitch…just kidding” tee does exactly that, blending mythical charm with a healthy dose of sarcasm. It’s the perfect way to show off your playful (and slightly edgy) side!
What Makes This Unicorn Shirt Epic
This shirt isn’t for the faint of heart; it’s for those who embrace their inner sass and aren’t afraid to make a statement. Imagine the laughs (and maybe a few raised eyebrows) you’ll get when you wear this! Made from a soft, comfortable fabric, it’s ideal for casual outings, weekend adventures, or just lounging around the house. Available in various sizes, it’s a great fit for anyone who loves unicorns and has a wicked sense of humor. It’s a definite head-turner!
Who Rocks This Unicorn Best
This shirt is tailor-made for the confident, sarcastic woman who loves unicorns and isn’t afraid to be herself. Rock it at parties, concerts, or anywhere you want to add a bit of edgy fun to your outfit. It also makes a hilarious gift for your equally sassy friends who appreciate a good laugh. This shirt screams, “I’m fun, fabulous, and not to be messed with!”
With each Unicorn shirt, you’re contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your shirt looking magical, machine wash cold, inside-out, and tumble dry low. This helps preserve the print and keeps the fabric soft for years of sassy wear.
👕About Unicorn I’m not always a bitch just kidding go fuck yourself shirt
Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.