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This is my only sweater with no cum on it Merry Christmas shirt
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Nov 22
Nov 22 - Nov 23
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Looking for a Christmas shirt that’s a bit more naughty than nice? This “This is my only sweater with no cum on it” Trending Shirt isn’t for grandma’s house – unless grandma has a seriously twisted sense of humor. Get ready to raise some eyebrows and spread laughter (or awkward silence) this holiday season.
What Makes This Christmas
Let’s face it; some holiday parties need a little shaking up. Imagine walking in with this bad boy paired with some jeans and a Santa hat. It’s for those who don’t want to be cliché and appreciate a bold statement. This shirt solves the problem of boring, predictable Christmas outfits, ensuring you’re the life (or the scandal) of the party. Made with a soft, breathable cotton blend, it’s comfortable enough to wear while you’re stirring up trouble or sipping eggnog. Warning: May cause pearl-clutching.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is tailor-made for the unapologetically edgy person who loves to push boundaries. Perfect for wearing to an adult-only Christmas party, a white elephant gift exchange, or just to spice up your holiday shopping trips. Or send it as a gift to your Bestie.
With each This is my only sweater with no cum on it Merry Christmas shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree. To keep your shirt looking its best, machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Turn Inside out to maintain the prints.
We want your Limotees order to arrive on time and without surprises! Here’s everything you need to know about our shipping process:
Delivery Time = Processing Time + Shipping Time
- Processing Time: All orders are processed within 1–3 business days
- Shipping Time:
- USA: 5–7 business days
- International: 7–10 business days*
*International delivery times may vary by country and can occasionally take longer due to customs or local shipping delays.
Tracking Your Order
Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number by email so you can easily follow its journey to your doorstep.
Delays Happen Sometimes
While we do our best to meet estimated delivery times, occasional delays may occur due to weather, carrier issues, or other unexpected events. Thanks for your understanding and patience!
Returns & Exchanges
Not in love with your Limotees item? No worries! You can request a return or exchange within 30 days of receiving your order, as long as it meets our Return and Exchange Policy. Visit our Returns & Exchanges page for full details.
Refund Policy
Once your refund request is approved based on our policy, we’ll process your refund within 10 days from the date of confirmation via our official Limotees email.
Need Help?
If you have questions about your order, shipping times, or anything else, our friendly Limotees support team is always here to help.
