Ever have one of those days where you just need a good laugh? This Stitch shirt perfectly captures that feeling! Featuring the hilarious saying “You can’t fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2×4,” it’s guaranteed to get a reaction. This shirt is for those who appreciate a bit of dark humor and aren’t afraid to speak their minds. Get ready to turn heads and spark conversations with this unique and witty tee!
What Makes This Stitch Shirt Epic
This isn’t just another funny shirt; it’s a wearable mood. It speaks to the shared experience of dealing with, well, “stupid.” Imagine wearing this to a casual Friday at work, a weekend BBQ, or even just lounging around the house. It solves the problem of expressing your unique sense of humor. Made from a soft and comfortable cotton blend, this shirt is perfect for all-day wear. The design is printed with high-quality inks to ensure it lasts. Available in various sizes, it’s a great fit for everyone.
Who Rocks This Stitch Best
This shirt is ideal for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, fans of Stitch, or those who work in customer service (you know who you are!). Wear it to casual gatherings, parties, or just when you want to make people laugh. It’s a fantastic gift for birthdays, holidays, or as a “just because” present for your favorite witty friend.
With each Stitch you can’t fix stupid but you can numb it with a 2×4 shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree. This is “Stitch you can’t fix stupid but you can numb it with a 2×4 shirt” from Funny Trend Shirts, supporting environmental sustainability. Every purchase helps drive eco-conscious initiatives. Key words: Stitch shirt, funny shirt, 2×4 shirt, sarcastic shirt, humor tee.
👕About Stitch you can’t fix stupid but you can numb it with a 2×4 shirt
Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.