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Stitch I think I’m emotionally constipated I haven’t given a shit in years shirt
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Sometimes, you just gotta laugh at the absurdity of life. This Stitch shirt perfectly captures that sentiment with a hilariously relatable quote: “I think I’m emotionally constipated, I haven’t given a shit in years.” If you’re looking for a shirt that’s both funny and a little bit edgy, this is it. It’s a great conversation starter and a way to show the world you don’t take things too seriously.
What Makes This Shirt Epic
This isn’t just another shirt; it’s a wearable therapy session! The “Stitch emotionally constipated” design brings lighthearted fun to a serious topic. Imagine the knowing glances and chuckles you’ll get wearing this, whether you’re out with friends, running errands, or just relaxing at home. It’s more than just comfortable clothing; it’s a statement about embracing your emotions (or lack thereof) with humor. Made from a soft and breathable cotton blend, this shirt ensures all-day comfort. Available in various sizes, it offers a relaxed fit that suits everyone. It’s perfect with jeans, shorts, or even layered under a jacket. The high-quality print ensures the joke stays fresh, wash after wash.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is tailor-made for the person who embraces their inner weirdo. Whether they’re a fan of Stitch, a connoisseur of dark humor, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, this shirt is sure to be a hit. It’s ideal for casual outings, social gatherings, or even as a gag gift for a friend who needs a little levity in their life. Think birthdays, holidays, or just a spontaneous “thinking of you” gift for the emotionally unavailable person in your life.
With each Stitch I think I’m emotionally constipated I haven’t given a shit in years shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your Stitch shirt looking its best, machine wash it inside out in cold water. Tumble dry on low or hang it to dry. Avoid ironing directly on the print to preserve the design’s vibrancy. With a little care, this shirt will be making people laugh (or cringe) for years to come!
👕About Stitch I think I’m emotionally constipated I haven’t given a shit in years shirt
Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
- Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
- Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
- Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
- Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
- Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
- Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
- Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
- Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
- Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
- Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
- Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
- Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
- Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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