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What is the most enjoyable sport to watch and why? For me, I enjoy watching tennis on TV. Only once did I go to a live venue—the US Open in NY and close-up seats. Ice hockey is another one, but only when my son wanted to go—and once I sat in line all night in order to buy play-off tickets while my son slept in the car, within my view. Tennis, most often. The “team” isn’t a representation of me. The players are not from my region (Tom Brady is from California for example). Additionally the plays can be traded across the country at any moment. The team does not represent me or my region. The team winning is not me winning. A lot of fans like to say Stitch I don’t fart I giggle with my asshole shirt but no, you did not “win the game” and an athlete won the game. You simply watched them win.

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In some sports, lefties are advantaged because the adversaries (including the other “southpaws”) are less used to fight with lefties. Around 90% of the human population is right-handed, so most sportspeople are best used to compete with right-handed opposers. Obviously, in most sports being right- or left-handed makes zero difference. In gymnastics, for instance, you may twist left or right with essentially zero difference. But in baseball, timing is extremely important, and it takes a lot of practice to get used to pitching to, or being pitched to by, a left-hander. Left-handed batters facing right-handed pitchers do have an advantage that can be seen in the statistics of the game. And left-handed pitchers are also prized because they are less common, and therefore the ball comes at the hitter from different angles. This may be more difficult to support with stats, but ask any manager if they can have too many Stitch I don’t fart I giggle with my asshole shirt. I doubt many would say they could.

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The debate surrounding the use of performance-enhancing drugs in professional sports continues to challenge the definitions of fairness and human potential. While anti-doping agencies work tirelessly to develop new testing methods, the science of pharmacology often stays one step ahead, creating a perpetual “cat and mouse” game between regulators and athletes. Some critics argue that the pressure to perform at superhuman levels, combined with the massive financial rewards at stake, makes the temptation to cheat almost inevitable in certain high-pressure disciplines. On the other hand, proponents of strict regulation believe that allowing even minor infractions would destroy the integrity of the sport and pose a significant health risk to athletes who feel forced to medicate just to stay competitive. The ethics of “bio-hacking”—using legal supplements, altitude chambers, and advanced recovery tech—further blurs the line between natural talent and artificial advantage. As we move into an era of Stitch I don’t fart I giggle with my asshole shirt and personalized medicine, the sporting world must decide exactly where the boundary of “natural” human achievement truly lies.

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