Stitch I avoid shit because my temper can go from zero to life in prison in 2 seconds shirt

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Stitch I avoid shit because my temper can go from zero to life in prison in 2 seconds shirt

Do you know someone who can go from zero to “life in prison” in two seconds? This Stitch shirt is for them (or you)! Imagine the laughs you’ll get wearing this hilarious tee. It’s a must-have for Stitch fans with a relatable sense of humor. Combining a beloved Disney character with a brutally honest quote, this shirt lets you show off your personality with a twist.

What Makes This Shirt Epic

This Stitch “I avoid shit” shirt is more than just funny clothing; it’s a statement piece that speaks to a shared experience. Perfect for casual outings, movie nights, or just lounging around the house, it blends comfort with a bold message. Picture the knowing glances and amused reactions you’ll receive! Made with a soft and comfortable cotton blend, it’s designed for all-day wear. Available in sizes S to 3XL.
Stitch I avoid shit because my temper can go from zero to life in prison in 2 seconds shirt

Who Rocks This Best

This shirt is for the Stitch fan who isn’t afraid to embrace their inner grump. Whether you’re known for your quick temper or just appreciate a good laugh, this tee is for you. It’s also a fantastic gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion to surprise the Stitch and humor enthusiast in your life.
Stitch I avoid shit because my temper can go from zero to life in prison in 2 seconds shirt

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To keep your shirt looking its best, machine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly on the print to preserve the humorous message.

👕About Stitch I avoid shit because my temper can go from zero to life in prison in 2 seconds shirt

 Premium 100% Cotton Comfort

Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.

  • Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
  • Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
  • Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
  • Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.

📏 Sizing & Fit

Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.

  • Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
  • Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
  • Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.

✨ Care Instructions

Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:

  • Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
  • Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
  • Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
  • Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.

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📦 Production & Shipping

At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.

  • Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
  • Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
  • Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.

🤝 The Limotees Promise

We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.

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