Remember that holiday episode of South Park that made you snort eggnog out your nose? This “South Park merry Christmas asshole” shirt captures that irreverent spirit perfectly. If you and your friends quote Cartman year-round, this tee is practically a festive uniform. Warning: may offend sensitive relatives.
What Makes This South Park Christmas Shirt Epic
This isn’t your grandma’s Christmas sweater. This shirt is a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a badge of honor for true South Park aficionados. Wear it to your next holiday party and watch the reactions. Made with a comfortable cotton blend, it’s perfect for binge-watching your favorite episodes or spreading holiday cheer (the South Park way). Available in a range of sizes, it’s a gift that’s sure to elicit a laugh – or at least a knowing smirk.
Who Rocks This South Park Christmas Shirt Best
This shirt is for the die-hard South Park fan who isn’t afraid to push the boundaries of good taste. It’s for the friend who always has a sarcastic comment ready and appreciates a good dose of dark humor. Wear it to casual gatherings, holiday movie nights, or even as a gag gift to lighten the mood. Just be prepared for some raised eyebrows and maybe a few awkward silences.
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To keep your South Park Christmas shirt looking fresh, wash it inside out in cold water and tumble dry on low. Avoid ironing directly on the print to preserve the design’s integrity.
👕About South Park merry Christmas asshole shirt
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Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
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Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
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✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.