Looking for a Christmas shirt that’s a little less “ho ho ho” and a little more “ha ha ha”? This “Santa Claus today is national slap an idiot day” tee is perfect for those with a twisted sense of humor. Spread some dark holiday cheer (or maybe just a few awkward glances) with this hilarious and slightly offensive shirt. It’s more than just apparel; it’s a conversation starter.
What Makes This Santa Claus Christmas Shirt Epic
This isn’t your grandma’s Christmas sweater. It’s a bold statement! Imagine the reactions you’ll get wearing this to your next holiday gathering. This shirt solves the problem of finding a funny and edgy Christmas shirt that breaks from the traditional festive cheer. Made from a comfortable cotton blend, this tee is perfect for all-day wear, whether you’re hitting up a party or just lounging at home. Available in various sizes, it ensures a great fit for every mischievous elf.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is tailor-made for the sarcastic souls and dark humor enthusiasts who embrace the unconventional side of Christmas! Ideal for holiday parties, gag gifts, or just adding a touch of edgy humor to your festive wardrobe. It’s the perfect way for anyone who appreciates a good irreverent laugh to express their unique holiday spirit. It’s more than just a shirt; it’s a declaration of your “bah humbug” attitude (with a wink!).
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To keep your Santa Claus shirt looking its best, machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the design.
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Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.