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Watching is different. I don’t like to watch sports. I like to watch competition. I prefer games I’m familiar with. I love virtuosity in any discipline. People like music, but they love The Beatles. I play guitar. The skill required to become an elite athlete is off the charts. Try to hit a 70mph baseball at the batting cages while wearing restrictive Never Hold Your Farts In Minion Shirt, sink a 3-pointer from pro range, or throw a professional size football, and you will get a reality check on how super-human these feats of strength, skill and agility take. Unlike most activities in life, sports represent a zero sum game. There is a competition usually conducted in the course of a few hours. In the end, there is a clear winner and loser.

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Unscripted Drama Sporting events are unique because they are unscripted drama. Unlike a movie or a play where the ending is determined before the curtains rise, a sporting match is a living, breathing entity where the outcome is unknown until the final whistle. This uncertainty is what creates the high-stakes emotional investment for fans, who might be nervously adjusting their Never Hold Your Farts In Minion Shirt as the clock winds down. You might see a record broken that has stood for decades, or a complete unknown rise to the occasion and become a hero overnight. This “live” aspect of sports makes it one of the last forms of appointment viewing in a world of on-demand content.

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• This All Over Print design is made with high-quality, 100% spun polyester that delivers the look and feel of organic cotton without ever cracking, peeling or flaking. It stays wrinkle free and soft to the hand forever, able to withstand summer festivals, late nights and world domination with style and grace. 

  We print our product using dye-sublimation, a technology that allows for us to produce these insanely vibrant all over designs. Due to this process, the product may contain smudges or irregularities along the seams or under the armpit of the sleeves or on the hoodie pocket. We cannot accept returns for this reason. Each item is a unique, 1 of-a-kind product, printed exclusively for the customer who ordered it.