Looking for a faith-based tee with a twist? This “Jesus Why Open Your Legs When You Can Open The Bible” Trending Shirt is sure to get a laugh! It’s a unique blend of reverence and humor, perfect for sparking conversations and showing your faith with a bit of wit. Ideal for casual wear, church events, or gifting to your favorite bible-thumping buddy with a sense of humor.
What Makes This Shirt Epic
This shirt isn’t your grandma’s Sunday best. It combines a classic message with modern humor, making it a standout piece in any Christian’s wardrobe. Solve the problem of boring religious apparel with this bold statement! Wear it to church, Bible study, or just around town to share a smile and a message. Made with soft, breathable fabric for ultimate comfort. Be sure to consult the size chart for a perfect fit that feels as good as your faith.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is tailor-made for the Christian who doesn’t take themselves too seriously. It’s for the youth group leader, the Sunday school teacher, or anyone who loves a good Christian meme. It’s perfect for casual hangouts, mission trips, or as a lighthearted gift for a friend. Spread the word and smile.
With each Jesus why open your legs when you can open the bible shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
Product care instructions:
Turn inside out before washing. Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print to keep the message clear and bold.
👕About Jesus why open your legs when you can open the bible shirt
Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.