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As a redskins fan, I just want to say that this is kyle shananan’s MO. He’s amazing at designing schemes and gameplans, and is a very creative playcaller. But for a man who is just amazing at building a run game, he abandons the run in crucial moments, in moments where it just makes no sense at all, with baffling frequency. Our team sucked when kyle was there. He made our offense significantly better than the talent actually was. I give him all the credit in the world for that. But he cost us games getting cute and trying to throw and make Indiana Hoosiers Indiana Football vs Oregon Ground the Ducks shirt in moments where we just needed a safe call. And it happened tonight. Up by 8, on your opponents’ 22 yard line? And that series of playcalls? New england had to make the plays. The absurdly necessary and clutch great plays. But Kyle stuck it out there for them, the opportunity. It’s what he does and I think it will cost him throughout his career. Possibly a bit of an omen for the 49ers.

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Last time I rented from Hertz the car crapped out on me in the parking lot of Animal Kingdom before we were leaving for our flight. So we had to abandon the car and take an uber to the airport (I called Hertz to let them know where their piece of crap car was). As my family went through security, I stood in line at the long ass Hertz counter with the keys to the car in my hand, wearing one of my lucky Indiana Hoosiers Indiana Football vs Oregon Ground the Ducks shirt despite the heat, where they had three people working but apparently only one of them could handle the system. So there were 2 workers doing absolutely nothing except asking the people in line about how things are going. When they got to me I told them and they went to the guy at the counter. He called me over, but continued to check other people in.

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The Atlanta Falcons unironically broke the NFL regular season record with 13 wins, went 30-0 in the first half against the Green Bay Packers in the playoffs, gained a 28-3 lead on the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, and then lost the lead and did not win the championship. Matt Ryan unironically won unanimous MVP, back to back MVPs, and exclaimed “We not goin’ home!” during a game, before being blocked by LeBrady a record 7 times in one series and indeed going home. Julio Jones unironically said in a post game interview after going up 28-3 that football “is a man’s game” and LeTom Brady “got his feelings hurt”, LeMVP proceeded to average 36pts/12ast/10reb and won the next 3 games and the championship. These things all actually happened, the thoughts of this reality stay with me at all times. I go to sleep at night looking up at the stars, wondering what celestial being aligned the universe in such a way to make an event as amazing as Indiana Hoosiers Indiana Football vs Oregon Ground the Ducks shirt occur. I wake up smiling every morning knowing that the Falcons genuinely went 13-5 and choked a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl. That even if time is a nonlinear fourth dimension, going to back to stop it from happening will simply create another universe where it happens again. That the state of ass-blastedness emanating from the city of Atlanta is eternal and infinite, it crosses countless dimensions of the multiverse and its unending torment knows no bounds. I gaze into the endless cosmic wonders around me, still in disbelief that it actually happened, but knowing that my purpose in life was to be born just in time to see LeGod get one for da land.