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  • This All Over Print design is made with high-quality, 100% spun polyester that delivers the look and feel of organic cotton without ever cracking, peeling or flaking. It stays wrinkle free and soft to the hand forever, able to withstand summer festivals, late nights and world domination with style and grace. 

    We print our product using dye-sublimation, a technology that allows for us to produce these insanely vibrant all over designs. Due to this process, the product may contain smudges or irregularities along the seams or under the armpit of the sleeves or on the hoodie pocket. We cannot accept returns for this reason. Each item is a unique, 1 of-a-kind product, printed exclusively for the customer who ordered it.

👕About ICE When You’re Too Scared To Join The Military And Too Dumb To Be A Cop Shirt

 Premium 100% Cotton Comfort

Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.

  • Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
  • Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
  • Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
  • Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.

📏 Sizing & Fit

Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.

  • Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
  • Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
  • Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.

✨ Care Instructions

Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:

  • Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
  • Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
  • Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
  • Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.

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📦 Production & Shipping

At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.

  • Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
  • Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
  • Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.

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