Looking for a Christmas shirt that’s a little bit naughty? This “I would dropkick a child into a Christmas tree for an Ice cold beer” Trending Shirt is guaranteed to turn heads and spark some controversy. It’s not for the easily offended, but if you have a dark sense of humor, this shirt is for you. Get yours now and make this Christmas unforgettable!
What Makes This Ice Cold Beer Christmas Shirt Epic
This shirt is all about pushing boundaries and embracing the irreverent side of the holidays. Made from a comfortable cotton blend, it’s perfect for casual wear during Christmas parties or family gatherings (if you dare!). The bold and outrageous statement is designed to get people talking. Available in a range of sizes, it’s easy to find the perfect fit. If you’re tired of the same old sappy Christmas sweaters, this shirt is your antidote.
Who Rocks This Ice Cold Beer Best
This shirt is perfect for those with a twisted sense of humor, fans of offensive jokes, and anyone who wants to make a statement during the holidays. Wear it to Christmas parties, ugly sweater contests, or just around town to get a reaction. It also makes a daring gift for friends who share your dark comedic sensibilities. If you know someone who appreciates a good shock value, this shirt is guaranteed to be a memorable present!
With each Ice Cold Beer Christmas shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your “I would dropkick a child…” shirt looking its most outrageous best, machine wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid ironing directly on the print to keep the statement as bold and clear as possible.
👕About I would dropkick a child into a Christmas tree for an Ice cold beer Christmas shirt
Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.