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I survived the portland warzone and all I got was this lousy shirt

Been there, survived that? This “I Survived the Portland Warzone” shirt is the perfect way to commemorate your time in the City of Roses… or poke fun at the experience! Whether you braved the traffic, the rain, or the unique local culture, wear this shirt with pride (and a touch of irony).

What Makes This Portland Survival Shirt Epic

More than just a souvenir, this shirt is a badge of honor! It speaks to the shared experience of navigating Portland’s quirks with a sense of humor. It solves the problem of finding a truly unique and memorable Portland keepsake. Made from a soft and breathable cotton blend, this shirt is comfortable enough for all your post-apocalyptic adventures. Check our sizing chart to find your best fit.

I survived the portland warzone and all I got was this lousy shirt

Who Rocks This Best

This shirt is ideal for:

  • Portland natives with a sense of humor
  • Tourists who embraced the city’s unique vibe
  • Anyone who appreciates a good dose of sarcasm

Wear it to your favorite Portland brewery, coffee shop, or food cart pod. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a fun way to connect with fellow survivors!

I survived the portland warzone and all I got was this lousy shirt

With each I survived the portland warzone and all I got was this lousy shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.

To keep your Portland survival shirt looking its best:

  • Turn the shirt inside out before washing.
  • Machine wash cold with like colors.
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
  • Avoid ironing directly on the print.

👕About I survived the portland warzone and all I got was this lousy shirt

 Premium 100% Cotton Comfort

Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.

  • Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
  • Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
  • Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
  • Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.

📏 Sizing & Fit

Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.

  • Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
  • Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
  • Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.

✨ Care Instructions

Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:

  • Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
  • Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
  • Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
  • Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.

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📦 Production & Shipping

At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.

  • Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
  • Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
  • Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.

🤝 The Limotees Promise

We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.

Love your Limotees shirt? Leave us a review and show off your style! It helps our small shop more than you know. 👕✨



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