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I survived the portland warzone and all I got was this lousy shirt
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Nov 22
Nov 22 - Nov 23
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Been there, survived that? This “I Survived the Portland Warzone” shirt is the perfect way to commemorate your time in the City of Roses… or poke fun at the experience! Whether you braved the traffic, the rain, or the unique local culture, wear this shirt with pride (and a touch of irony).
What Makes This Portland Survival Shirt Epic
More than just a souvenir, this shirt is a badge of honor! It speaks to the shared experience of navigating Portland’s quirks with a sense of humor. It solves the problem of finding a truly unique and memorable Portland keepsake. Made from a soft and breathable cotton blend, this shirt is comfortable enough for all your post-apocalyptic adventures. Check our sizing chart to find your best fit.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is ideal for:
- Portland natives with a sense of humor
- Tourists who embraced the city’s unique vibe
- Anyone who appreciates a good dose of sarcasm
Wear it to your favorite Portland brewery, coffee shop, or food cart pod. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a fun way to connect with fellow survivors!
With each I survived the portland warzone and all I got was this lousy shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your Portland survival shirt looking its best:
- Turn the shirt inside out before washing.
- Machine wash cold with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
- Avoid ironing directly on the print.
We want your Limotees order to arrive on time and without surprises! Here’s everything you need to know about our shipping process:
Delivery Time = Processing Time + Shipping Time
- Processing Time: All orders are processed within 1–3 business days
- Shipping Time:
- USA: 5–7 business days
- International: 7–10 business days*
*International delivery times may vary by country and can occasionally take longer due to customs or local shipping delays.
Tracking Your Order
Once your order ships, we’ll send you a tracking number by email so you can easily follow its journey to your doorstep.
Delays Happen Sometimes
While we do our best to meet estimated delivery times, occasional delays may occur due to weather, carrier issues, or other unexpected events. Thanks for your understanding and patience!
Returns & Exchanges
Not in love with your Limotees item? No worries! You can request a return or exchange within 30 days of receiving your order, as long as it meets our Return and Exchange Policy. Visit our Returns & Exchanges page for full details.
Refund Policy
Once your refund request is approved based on our policy, we’ll process your refund within 10 days from the date of confirmation via our official Limotees email.
Need Help?
If you have questions about your order, shipping times, or anything else, our friendly Limotees support team is always here to help.
