I run on suckers and fruit snacks shirt

The Fuel of Champions (and Maybe You?)

Ever feel like your internal combustion engine runs purely on the tears of bewildered opponents and the sugary goodness of a mixed bag of fruit snacks? Then, my friend, you’ve found your uniform! This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a declaration. It’s a wearable manifesto stating that your energy source is unconventional, slightly mischievous, and undeniably effective. Forget your kale smoothies and your protein shakes – you thrive on the sweet, chewy victory of a perfectly timed snack and the bewildered stares of those you’ve just outmaneuvered. Wear it with pride, and let the world know your secret weapon.

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Warning: May Cause Sugar Rushes and Superiority Complexes

Donning this magnificent garment may result in several side effects. Firstly, an uncontrollable urge to raid the nearest vending machine or convenience store for fruit-flavored chews. Secondly, a noticeable increase in confidence, bordering on swagger, as you subtly remind everyone that your fuel source is far more fun than theirs. Finally, be prepared for curious glances and knowing nods from fellow connoisseurs of the sweet and slightly underhanded victory. This shirt isn’t just apparel; it’s a conversation starter and a beacon for those who understand the delicate balance between playful deception and sugary sustenance.

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Embrace the Deliciously Unconventional

So, ditch the drab and embrace the fabulously absurd. Let your clothing reflect your inner workings – a glorious blend of competitive spirit and a deep appreciation for the simple joys of a fruit snack. Whether you’re dominating the board game night, crushing it at trivia, or just navigating the chaotic landscape of daily life, this shirt proclaims that you do it your way, fueled by the sweet, sweet taste of victory (and maybe a few extra gummy bears). Go forth, conquer, and always remember to pack extra snacks.

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