I Do Not Spew Profanities I Enunciate Them Clearly Like A Fucking Lady T Shirt

👕About I Do Not Spew Profanities I Enunciate Them Clearly Like A Fucking Lady T Shirt

 Premium 100% Cotton Comfort

Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.

• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
• Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
• Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
• Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.

📏 Sizing & Fit

Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.

• Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
• Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
• Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.

✨ Care Instructions

Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:

• Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
• Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
• Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
• Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.

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📦 Production & Shipping

At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.

• Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
• Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
• Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.

🤝 The Limotees Promise

We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.

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