Feeling a little creaky this Christmas? This “Grinch Santa Claus I’m not old I just need some WD 40 and a little duct tape” shirt is the perfect way to embrace your inner old-timer with a touch of Grinchy humor! It’s a hilarious and relatable shirt for anyone who knows that sometimes, a little maintenance is all you need to keep going. Wear it with pride and show the world that you’re not getting older, just more resourceful!
What Makes This Grinch Santa Shirt Epic
This shirt is designed for comfort and longevity, just like a well-maintained body!
Soft and breathable cotton blend
Classic fit, true-to-size
High-quality print that won’t crack, peel, or require its own WD40
Who Rocks This Grinch Santa Shirt Best
This shirt is for the young at heart who aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves and the aging process. Ideal for:
Christmas parties and family gatherings
Casual holiday outings
A funny and relatable gift for the “well-seasoned” individuals in your life
With each Grinch Santa shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your Grinch Santa shirt looking its best, follow these simple instructions: Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron the print.
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Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.