Want to spice up your Christmas wardrobe? This Grinch “I farted that’s as close to giving a shit as you’re going to get” shirt is the perfect blend of naughty and nice. It’s a hilarious way to express your holiday spirit—or lack thereof—and is guaranteed to get some laughs (and maybe a few eye-rolls) at your next Christmas party. This tee is for those who like their Christmas with a side of sarcasm.
What Makes This Shirt Epic
This shirt is more than just fabric; it’s a statement. Throw it on with your ugliest Christmas sweater for the ultimate clash, or wear it solo to show your unique style. Feel the emotional release of holiday stress with a good laugh! It solves the problem of boring, predictable Christmas apparel. This shirt is ideal for the Grinch-at-heart who still wants to celebrate (in their own way). It boasts a soft, comfortable feel combined with a bold, unforgettable message.
Premium quality print that lasts
Comfy and flattering fit
Who Rocks This Best
Perfect for cynical Santas, holiday party rebels, and anyone who appreciates dark humor. Rock it at Christmas Eve dinner, office parties, or gift it to your favorite Grinchy friend. It’s the anti-Christmas gift that keeps on giving (laughs, that is).
With each Grinch Christmas shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your Grinch shirt as fresh as your sense of humor, machine wash cold, inside-out, and tumble dry low. Avoid ironing directly on the design to keep the laughs coming for years.
👕About Grinch I farted that’s as close to giving a shit as you’re going to get Christmas shirt
Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.