Ho, ho, hold on! This Funny Retro Santa Trending Shirt isn’t your typical Christmas cheer. Featuring a sassy Santa who tells it like it is, this tee is perfect for those with a slightly naughty sense of humor.
What Makes This Retro Santa Shirt Epic
Wear this tee to your next white elephant gift exchange, holiday pub crawl, or family gathering where you want to be the center of attention. It’s a hilarious way to break the ice and solves the problem of predictable Christmas shirts.
Soft and comfy material
Retro design
Guaranteed laughs
Get ready to spread some adult holiday humor!
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is for the sarcastic gift-givers, the ones who appreciate edgy humor, and anyone who loves to stir up a little trouble during the holidays. It’s also a memorable (and hilarious) gift for friends with a similar mindset.
With each Retro Santa shirt, you are contributing to creating a green tree.
To keep your Retro Santa shirt looking fresh, machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low to maintain the bold print and ensure it continues to bring the laughs for many Christmases to come.
👕About Funny Retro Santa ‘You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit’ Christmas t shirt
Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.