Tired of the same old boring Christmas shirts? This “Cookies Only – Santa’s Toilet” shirt is the perfect way to add some humor to your holiday wardrobe! Imagine the laughs you’ll get at your next Christmas party when you show up in this unexpected design. It’s not just a shirt; it’s an icebreaker, a statement, and a comfy way to celebrate the season with a touch of self-deprecating humor.
What Makes This Shirt Epic
This shirt combines the classic image of Santa with a relatable (and slightly irreverent) twist for anyone who’s lactose intolerant. It solves the problem of finding a Christmas shirt that is both funny and unique. The soft, breathable material ensures comfort while you’re enjoying the holidays. It’s perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor and a love for Christmas cookies (even if they can’t fully enjoy them!). The main selling points are its hilarious design, comfortable fit, and conversation-starting potential. Material: Cotton blend. Size: Available in various sizes, check the size chart for the perfect fit.
Who Rocks This Best
This shirt is perfect for the witty friend, the lactose-intolerant family member, and anyone who loves a good laugh during the holidays. Wear it to your next Christmas party, family dinner, or casual gathering. It makes a memorable and unique gift for those with a quirky sense of humor.
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To keep your shirt looking its best, machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing directly on the print.
👕About Cookies only Santa toilet lactose intolerant Christmas shirt
Premium 100% Cotton Comfort
Experience the classic feel of all-natural fibers with Limotees LLC. Our signature t-shirts are designed for those who prioritize breathability, softness, and timeless style.
Material:100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. This isn’t your average heavy cotton; it’s refined to be incredibly smooth and lightweight.
Style: A modern Unisex Retail Fit that looks great on everyone. Features side-seams for a structured look and shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Feel: Soft-touch fabric that gets even better with every wash.
Quality Print: We use professional-grade inks that bond directly to the cotton fibers, ensuring a soft feel that won’t crack or peel over time.
📏 Sizing & Fit
Our 100% cotton tees offer a true-to-size retail fit.
Standard Fit: Order your usual size for a clean, classic look.
Oversized Look: Size up 1–2 times for a trendy, relaxed streetwear vibe.
Measurement Tip: Please refer to our Size Chart in the images for exact width and length dimensions before ordering.
✨ Care Instructions
Because these are 100% natural cotton, proper care will prevent shrinkage and keep the design vibrant:
Wash: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
Dry: Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to maintain the original fit.
Ironing: If needed, iron on low heat. Never iron directly over the printed design.
Do Not: Use bleach or dry clean.
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📦 Production & Shipping
At Limotees, we believe in quality over mass production.
Custom Made: Each shirt is printed specifically for you after you order. Please check the "Shipping and Policies" tab for current production times.
Shipping: We ship via USPS. Upgraded shipping is available at checkout for faster transit (note: this does not speed up the production time).
Rush Requests: If you need your order by a specific date, please contact us prior to purchasing.
🤝 The Limotees Promise
We take pride in our work and want you to love your new favorite tee. If you have any questions or issues with your order, please reach out—we’re always here to help.
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Would recommend. Made from polyester if that is of interest to you. There was some problems with shipping (I got the wrong order number or something), but they responded quickly and received the sweater in the Netherlands on time.