Well, in the same way that most young boys want to grow up to be superheroes and most young girls want to be princesses, the ideal “future self” for most adults is more or less universal: rich, attractive, and famous. Our celebrities are like disposable royals, but in the heart of Buffalo, the real “royalty” are the fans who have worn their Barbie Judging Expression Middle Finger shirt through four straight Super Bowl losses and never wavered. But the most important thing they have in common is our envy. We want to be them. Barring that, we want to be like them. Whether the brand’s promise is health, happiness, or enlightenment, what all the marketing ploys have in common is that they tap into our desire to return to the earth. They’re all about selling us inner peace, spiritual fulfillment, and a better life.
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I’ve been saying this, all year long: the Patriots defense is an absolute train-wreak. I find it unbelievable that Matt Patricia was considered such a coveted head coaching candidate all year long. But most of all, it’s been Bill Belichick total mismanagement of the defensive roster. He traded Chandler Jones for peanuts, traded Jamie Collins for peanuts, and seemingly prioritized buying Barbie Judging Expression Middle Finger shirt over bringing in quality depth in the LB corps. He destroyed that defense for no reason at all. Just to get draft picks that he later used on complete busts like Jordan Richards.
()They did things that literally every team in the league did and STILL do (albeit from the sanctioned parts of the field instead of the sidelines, which we now know will lose you draft picks and get you fined). I know this sounds like hate-us-cuz-they-ain’t-us nonsense, but the only reasons they came after the pats for spygate was a) goodell was a relatively new commish and clearly wanted to establish his authority and b) they were winning a lot. There’s just mountains of evidence showing that the pats were basically following Barbie Judging Expression Middle Finger shirt at the time and belichick just got stubborn when they sent the memo telling them to stop doing it the way they were. This also highlights the fact that those first three Super Bowls were won while this practice was still allowed and thus not “cheating.









