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I just looked back at the play where Freeman totally missed the block and Ryan got hit by hightower. What I noticed was that Robinson would have scored a TD on that play if Ryan got the ball out (Freeman made his block). The two patriot DBs ran into each other and he was off. Has anyone seen Free do an interview yet. We did a lot of things to fuck ourselves over in that game, making the team look as disorganized as a pile of Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show LIX vintage shirt at a garage sale, but that was the turning point and that was THE play that can be singled out as us fucking ourselves. I’m so mad at Free and really want to know what he was thinking, they clearly had an extra defender on his side yet he doesn’t check it at all.
()We let Jones down, this http://streamable.com/1s3sv was supposed to be the winner. On NE’S 22 YARD LINE. Come on… easy field goal, ices this game. how the fuck did they manage to go from the 22 yard line to out of field goal range. That takes a special kind of dysfunction. 3 runs, field goal. Honestly I’d even just have taken 3 Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Show LIX vintage shirt to drain the clock and score the FG. Patriots can’t get 11 points in one possession (there would have been around 2 minutes left), it would have ended the game for sure. Even after our grand fuck up, I would have still kicked the 55 yard field goal, had a good chance to score, and if we missed it, Brady would’ve still scored on us anyways, at least we would’ve had more time to try to score before game ended. Horrible clock management, horrible. Snapping with 15 seconds left on each play. I’d be super pissed off if I was Julio.









