I shoved the entire White Gold Tower in my ass shirt

The Prison Wallet of Legends

Alright, let’s just address the mammoth in the room, shall we? You claim to have… shoved the entire White Gold Tower, that colossal monument of the Elder Scrolls universe, into your “ass shirt.” Now, while the physics of that are about as likely as finding a sober Khajiit in a skooma den, the sheer audacity of the statement deserves a slow clap. We’re talking about a structure that could probably house a small city, yet here you are, casually mentioning its intimate acquaintance with your posterior-adjacent garment. This isn’t just petty theft; this is grand larceny on a scale that would make even the most seasoned Thieves Guild master raise an eyebrow.

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Architectural Anomaly or Fabric Flaw?

One can only imagine the sheer discomfort, not to mention the structural integrity of this alleged “ass shirt.” Was it custom-made from reinforced dragon scales? Did it possess some sort of TARDIS-like interior? Or perhaps, and this is a truly terrifying thought, does the White Gold Tower possess previously unknown properties of extreme compressibility? The logistical nightmare of such an endeavor is frankly astounding. Forget about sneaking past guards; simply sitting down would become an Olympic-level feat. And the dry cleaning bill? Don’t even get me started.

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A Buttress of Mystery

Ultimately, your bold declaration leaves us with more questions than answers. Is this a metaphor for some grand, albeit bizarre, accomplishment? A cry for help disguised as fantastical butt-based burglary? Or are you simply messing with us, painting a vivid, if anatomically improbable, picture in our minds? Whatever the truth, you’ve certainly achieved something remarkable: you’ve made us ponder the impossible and chuckle in the process. Well played, you magnificent, tower-smuggling enigma.

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