The Great Burrito Inflation of ’09-’25: A Wearable Economic Crisis
This “The Beefy 5 Layer Burrito Has Increased in Price by 415% Since 2009” shirt isn’t just about fast food; it’s a hilarious commentary on the relentless march of inflation, as told through the tragic tale of our beloved beefy 5-layer burrito. Think about it: a 415% increase! That’s not just a price hike; it’s an economic saga you can wear. Sporting this tee is like saying, “I remember the good ol’ days when a beefy 5-layer didn’t require taking out a small loan.” Prepare for knowing nods of budgetary commiseration, even here in Vinh where we have our own delicious (and hopefully less inflated) culinary delights.

Warning: May Cause Intense Cravings and Existential Dread About Food Costs
Wearing this shirt might lead to sudden and intense cravings for a beefy 5-layer burrito, followed by a wave of existential dread as you contemplate its current exorbitant price. You might also find yourself meticulously calculating the inflation rate of other fast-food items and sharing your findings with anyone who will listen. This shirt isn’t just fabric; it’s a symbol of lost affordability, a humorous reminder of the changing times, and a way to bond with others who share your pain (and your hunger) for a simpler, cheaper burrito era, even as we enjoy our tasty and affordable street food here in Nghe An.

Remember the Price, Wear the Pain (Humorously)
Why just complain about inflation when you can wear a funny reminder of its impact on our taste buds? This beefy 5-layer burrito price hike shirt is a uniquely humorous way to acknowledge the ever-increasing cost of, well, everything. It’s a relatable and slightly absurd statement that’s sure to get a laugh (and maybe spark a conversation about better economic times). So go ahead, wear it with a wry smile and let the world know that you remember when a five-layer didn’t cost more than a decent bowl of pho here in Vinh.

HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US
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